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  Love & marriage
[ 2007-04-09 08:00 ]

Love is holding hands in the street
Marriage is holding arguments in the street

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant
Marriage is Chinese take-out

Love is cuddling (擁抱)on a sofa
Marriage is deciding on a sofa

Love is talking about having children
Marriage is talking about getting away from children

Love is going to bed early
Marriage is going to sleep early

Love is a romantic drive
Marriage is a tarmac (停機(jī)坪)drive

Love is losing your appetite
Marriage is losing your figure

Love is sweet nothings in the ear
Marriage is sweet nothing's in the bank

Love is a flickering flame
Marriage is a flickering television

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws (麥桿,吸管)
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"

 
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